Priceless
I came across this piece in a local paper and it made me grin…
Take a look in the mirror
MANY local guest house owners take the well-being of their guests seriously even when they are out and about.
One such lady is happy to discuss travel plans and give tips and advice on what to do and where to go to her many regular visitors. Even when her guests are independent and make their holiday arrangements without the benefit of her advice, she is solicitous on their return.
The remarks of one group who obviously do not subscribe to the philosophy of the poet Burns when he suggested that we try “to see oursels as ithers see us” has shaken her faith in some tourists’ grasp of reality.
The sheer crust of these people has left her speechless which in her case, it has to be said, is quite some feat.
When her guests returned from a day out she enquired, “What did you do today?”
They replied: “We went to Fort Augustus and Drumnadrochit.”
She responded: “That’s nice. Did you enjoy it?”
Their killer reply was: “Not really. They were full of tourists.”
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